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floozys:

hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe

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kateordie:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

Yes

kateordie:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

Yes

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“There might be some incredibly clever solution that makes it possible to save everyone and let them all live happily ever after, and if only I was smart enough I would have thought of it by now -“

“You have problems,” said Neville. “You think you ought to be what Lesath Lestrange thinks you are.”

“Yeah,” said the Boy-Who-Lived, “that pretty much nails it. Every time someone cries out in prayer and I can’t answer, I feel guilty about not being God.”

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- Harry Potter Evans-Verres and Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (Chapter 27). (via cyborgbutterflies)

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suarezalex:

I Kissed A Boy (version without Clinton Sparks) - Cobra Starship

me and my bros, that’s how we roll

you’ll never know how far we’ll go

I’ll grab some chump that I don’t know

and plant one right on him

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crown-of-weeds:

daryldixonwinchester:

justplainsomething:

Bless Joss Whedon.

Joss gets us 

Well he would know, wouldn’t he.

crown-of-weeds:

daryldixonwinchester:

justplainsomething:

Bless Joss Whedon.

Joss gets us 

Well he would know, wouldn’t he.

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michaelblume:

adamsak:

hello-the-future:

I knew there was special Canada ice cream!

Could somebody translate the bottom description, please? I can’t read Canadian.

A collision of ice creams of chocolate and vanilla (something) of toffee enrobed in fudge, with white chocolate chips, (something) of peanut butter and almonds enrobed in fudge

michaelblume:

adamsak:

hello-the-future:

I knew there was special Canada ice cream!

Could somebody translate the bottom description, please? I can’t read Canadian.

A collision of ice creams of chocolate and vanilla (something) of toffee enrobed in fudge, with white chocolate chips, (something) of peanut butter and almonds enrobed in fudge

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michaelblume:

michaelblume:

asmartkid:

This story actually has a pretty good point.

“not much correlation” sounds like an empirical claim that someone’s probably tested at some point. Anyone have the actual results?

First thing I found: https://webspace.utexas.edu/hamermes/www/HappinessBeauty.pdf


Says a 1 SD increase in beauty predicts about a 0.1 SD increase in happiness, however these researchers measured it. Honestly that’s a bit less than I’d have expected.

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justobnoxiouslychangingmyurl:

budacub:

iamtonysexual:

all4hurricanes:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

image

what

I laughed way too hard

GOD DAMN IT

EPIC

tumblr go home ur drunk

sad sad WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR

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